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| So two cows are in a field, and one cow says, "Are you at all worried about this Mad Cow disease going around?" And the other cow says, "I'm not a cow! I'm a helicopter!"
Thanks Paul!
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| Final Destination 3 was like a grade-school-dropout physicx on crack. It
seriously was like, Physicx and Gravity and Momentum all got together
with good old Logic and they all decided NOT to audition for this
movie. History though, that was definitely a bad actor on this one. Oh
yeah, Plausible Originality was totally not present here either.
HBO gave this movie one star. I feel that was generous. See the first one. At least that was partially believable.
*busts out laughing* Okay, okay!!! It wasn't! But FD3 was like what they say about Airplane 2--exactly the same!
Later y'all!
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| If you don't like my driving...
GET OFF THE FREAKIN SIDEWALK!!!
(wish I could take credit for this bc it kinda sounds like something I might say (not practice, just say), but it's not me/I. I believe it was my friend Jon (or possibly Daniel) Mikos who said that)
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| So, I've come to a conclusion... Independently, mind you.
I really, really like RPGs.
But magic is pure evil!!
I mean, magic completely, COMPLETELY, goes against the laws of physicx and the way God intended the universe to run! The laws of physicx, por ejemplo, say that you cannot just have fire, water, or whatever "elements" appear out of nowhere. Magic says, in effect, "The hell I can't!" and does!
The laws of physicx say you cannot just summon a dragon or some other arcane creature to come and fight your battles for you. (Good thing too; otherwise our wars would probably look drastically different!) Magic says, "the hell I can't!" and does!
Also, think about it. In RPGs, you get spells like "Confus[ion]" and "Blindness" (aka "Darkness" or "Dark Attack," etc.) and "Silence." How can you say that there's nothing wrong with robbing a person, even if only temporarily, of their sanity/grip on reality, or their sight, or their voice? It's certainly not... Christlike.
And even time magics are evil too. I mean, you have magic to slow down an enemy; you have magic to speed yourself up; you have magic that will drain an enemy's health and transfer it to you, etc. ("Drain" isn't a time magic, but you get the idea, right?) Whatever happened to dealing with your problems by DEALING with them, you know? Hahahahaha... I "laugh" to remind myself that I have only encountered magic in games and so I don't take this too seriously, which I'm not, but come on. The ability to use magic takes fighting to a whole different level and completely bends the rules.
That being said, I DO recognize that RPGs ARE just games and I am not the least-bit interested in practicing magic, which I do believe is real. Also I must admit that I tend to rely HEAVILY on magic while playing RPGs (I'm going CRAZY trying to find out where to buy Holy in FFXII !). I guess I understand (tho disagree) why people claim that people who play RPGs are going to hell. (Like I said--I disagree) I guess if you can separate the game from real life it's alright. Otherwise why stop there, you know? You might as well also claim that FPSs are evil because of that violence. Well, people do say that--altho--I haven't heard anybody claim that people who play FPSs are going to hell. hahahahaha.
I think I think too much. But I have to do more thinking on whether or not that's good or bad.
--Russ.
Oh yeah--God bless you all out there. 
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| "Do me a favor, okay? The next time your son has a bowel movement, just take it, put it in a ziploc bag, and call me on my cell phone. It's for my girlfriend!"
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